{"product_id":"the-bubble-tank","title":"The Bubble Tank","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone outside town says we live in a bubble. Fine. It's a great bubble. The Bubble Tank puts UNOFFICIAL DC across the chest in bubble letters — a nod to the font, a nod to the phrase, and a nod to every person who has ever had to explain to a cousin back home that yes, real people live here, and no, none of us work on the Hill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the piece for the months when this city turns the heat all the way up: rooftop nights, the drum circle at Malcolm X Park, the walk from the Wharf back up to the Metro when the air is still thick at eleven at night. Sits close, moves easy, doesn't quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBubble-Letter Wordmark\u003c\/strong\u003e – UNOFFICIAL DC in a soft outline print; loud enough to read across a rooftop, clean enough for brunch after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMicro Rib Fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e – 5.4 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton blend, 32 singles; hugs without clinging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCropped Racer Cut\u003c\/strong\u003e – High neck, racer back, sits right where you want it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade for DC Heat\u003c\/strong\u003e – Breathable rib knit that holds its shape from the first humid morning to the last one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFour Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e – Solid Red, Natural, Navy, and Cocoa Blend; one wordmark, nothing else on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLifestyle Description:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePicture this: Saturday afternoon, Rock Creek trail is the only shade for miles, and you're still going to the Wharf after because somebody's birthday is at a place with a rooftop. Sunday, it's the drum circle at Malcolm X Park, then a walk down 16th while the sky goes purple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Bubble Tank moves through all of it. Wear it on its own while the humidity is still winning, throw a light layer over it when the Metro air conditioning is doing too much, and keep it in rotation until October finally shows up. It says exactly where you live and exactly how you feel about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Design Story:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBubble letters were the obvious choice for the font. The name came second. People love to tell us we live inside a bubble — inside the Beltway, cut off from \"real America.\" The people who actually live here know it's the opposite: 175+ embassies, 170+ nationalities, 132 neighborhoods, and the most real people you'll ever meet. So we put the word on the shirt. 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